Starter Pack BD personnalisé

par Manon le dans Invités, Non classé
Aujourd'hui, @dormiraubois t'explique le principe du Starter Pack BD. Si tu en veux un, sache que ça va te coûter un apéro. Mais que c'est possible.
Y en a toujours des, ils ne veulent jamais commencer par le commencement. Et comme d’hab, le boulot retombe sur les étrangers. Classique.

Donc voilà, on va écrire un article pour tous les gens qui :
- n’ont plus lu de BD depuis la mort de Goscinny
- ne bossent pas à 2 pâtés de maison de Brüsel
- bref, pour tous les gens qui ne savent même pas s’ils aiment la bande dessinée. (Je sais, ils sont un peu nazes mais ils cherchent à s’en sortir, arrête de les stigmatiser, veux-tu bien ?)Le problème quand tu traînes dans les mêmes coins des internets que des bédéphiles, c’est que t’en prends plein tes écrans. Et forcément, si t’es pas naze jusqu’au trognon, tu te rends bien compte qu’il y a 2/3 trucs un peu jolis qui se promènent.

Mais la bande dessinée vue de dehors c’est comme la carte du resto chinois, tu ne sais pas par où commencer.
Alors : #HNTBUGBDN : tu demandes. (oui #HNTBUGBDN en début d’article, je fais ce que je veux, c’est moi qui écris et c’est pas la démocratie.)

Donc tu demandes -à la propriétaire de ces murs par exemple- et tu attends ses recommandations.

Juste pour planter le décor, en général, les recommandations de lecture, je les vois arriver du coin de la rue en plissant fort les yeux de scepticisme et en contractant tout mon courage, vu qu’on a un peu tendance à me refiler du Musso ou le dernier Dicker. (Pour mon futur hypothétique compte twitter de LT de livres nazes, ça me fait de la matière, mais je souffre.)

Mais là, la dame elle ne te balance pas des noms comme ça. Elle te fait d’abord passer un interrogatoire Gestapo-style.
- Tu aimes l’humour ?
- Tu aimes apprendre ?
- Et question palette de couleurs ?
- Et le trait ?
- Des trucs qui te rebutent ?
- Et sinon, ça te gène s’il n’y a pas de texte ?
- Tu faisais quoi mercredi dernier à 14h ? (NDLR: J'ai jamais demandé ça. Enfin, si, peut-être. Il devait y avoir une excellente raison. Sinon,ça va ta cloche? )

Puis le verdict tombe. Tu dois te procurer ton starter pack personnalisé de la BD pour les gens qui n’aiment pas (encore) la BD. Alors toi, parce que tu ne veux pas être une grosse bande de nazes à toi tout seul sinon qu'est-ce que tu foutrais sur ce site, tu l’achètes. Oui, c’est mieux dans une libraire indépendante, vegan et sans gluten, mais si tu habites en Estrangie pas francophone, Amazon fait aussi l’affaire.

Tu attends. Tu reçois. Tu lis. Tu partages le verdict.

1. Abélard. Dillies - Hautière
Abélard -les 2 tomes, on te l’a déjà dit 10 fois-, c’est de la douceur de partout, dans les couleurs, dans l’histoire, sur ton petit cœur. C’est la naïveté sans la niaiserie, et ça va te faire chialer à gros sanglots. Mais comme la dame en a déjà parlé là et que tu n’es pas une grosse bande de nazes, tu l’as sûrement déjà commandé, hein. Hein ? (NDLR: HEIN OUI ???)

2. Là où vont nos pères. Shaun Tan

Des planches tout en sépia et aucun texte pour cet album-là. (Mais rassure-toi, tu vas t’en foutre complètement tellement les images sont belles et racontent tout). C’est le récit des hommes qui vont chercher la paix bien loin de chez eux, du déracinement et de l'inconnu.
C’est sombre, c’est poétique, et incroyablement beau. Au moment où j’écris ce texte, ça fait plusieurs mois que je l’ai lu et pourtant quelques planches sont encore très nettes dans ma mémoire. Dont celle-là sur le temps qui passe. Dis-moi que tu ne trouves pas ça à couper le souffle que je te raye pour toujours de ma vie. Tu lis.

3. Les ignorants. Etienne Davodeau
La BD qui prouve que même les gens pas nazes ne sont pas Madame Irma. Je n’ai pas aimé et je n’ai pas fini. Ça parle de BD et de vignes, en version très didactique. Mais le dessin : bof. Et les dialogues : très bof. Tu noteras que le bof est subjectif, si c’est ta BD préférée : et bien BOF COMMÊME, c’est toujours pas la démocratie ici.

 

 

 

 

 

#HNTBUGBDN (le même, pour bien que ça rentre): quand tu ne sais pas, tu demandes.

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  1. OK, Davodeau, c’est pas pour tout le monde, mais Les ignorants, c’est bien. Alors tu fais pas confiance à la dame, et tu achètes quand même, surtout si tu es un peu zadiste sur les bords.

  2. Donc sur trois ouvrages, y’en a un qui est déjà présenté et un qui est naze ? Après le couper-foutre où on ne coupe pas, la ligne édito de ce site est de plus en plus mensongère.

  3. Non, on a dit bof. Les dialogues sont mauvais. C’est tout. Si t’es pas content, t’as qu’à écrire ton article dessus.

  4. Cfr le commentaire du banquier.
    Et attention, on a pas dit que c’était l’étage de la démocratie ici. Gaffe à tes fesses.

  6. Putain mais #lesgens y comprennent pas que je présente le CÔNCEYPT du pack. Le lectorat de ce blog me déçoit. (Et non, c’est pas la démocratie ici.)

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